Yeah, My 2016 is too perfect for living on a dirt road, I drive 10mph for half a mile until I get to pavement because I'm afraid to put the first stone chip in it. On the plus side, the engine's warmed up before I accelerate to 60mph. On the minus side, it gets crappy MPG driving in 2nd gear for 3 minutes.
BTW, is the paint scraped off your left rocker? I assume you'll paint it, or at least put some POR-15 on it.