You're very articulate, and obviously well-educated, but you did not mention what kind of car.
Sounds like the one I got my car from. They were remodeling when I got the car, I was even offered donuts and such.Know of four Chevy dealerships in my area like this, what they have in common is new remodeled huge show rooms, at service waiting center with comfortable seating, large screen TV, free WiFi, and coffee. What they don't have is good service.