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Introducing MOTM March '16
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First brought home from the hospital in a 1962 Pontiac Parisienne, now more than 50 years later Tomko has the distinction of owning three of GM's finest while no longer able to drive.
As a high myope he likes big cars and big women - and his idea of a dream vacation is to hang out at dealership service departments.
While known to terminate bone headed doctors and hypocrites alike, he is a strong proponent of democracy and encourages everyone to register for the upcoming vote.
Some say that he wrote Uzbekistan's National Anthem, and that he's secretly monitoring brian v's nighttime emissions.
Member since: May 2013
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