Punk My Paint

I have a white 2014 Cruze LT2. It has been a nice car so far but I have an issue I would like to resolve with a minimum of expense.

It is white.

I mean, while i appreciate the fact that this color keeps my car from becoming an intolerable oven (I live and work in a literal desert), I just do not like the color white. This is a side-effect of my night-adaptation. Brightness (like that of the accursed day-star which powers the desert in which I inhabit) physically pains me.

So, I want to change things up a little: I want make my vehicle slightly less bright (plain, vanilla, non-descript, what-have-you), at least on the sides and possibly the front. I also have an old-school punk sensibility so the more outlandish of ideas, the better. For instance, I told Dngrswife I wanted to run a pinstripe along the side of the vehicle, but like have it wander a bit. I also thought about putting cow-spots on the sides...

What do you guys think, have any ideas?